'And the Hair Wins By a Nose'
I was driving down Interstate 81, minding my own business, when suddenly I was attacked by a fierce case of nose itch. I'm sure you've had this experience. The constant flow of air through your nose moves the pointy ends of the hairs back and forth causing an irritation that is, in my experience, incurable.
May 16, 2008
My True Identity? I'm Connie Culberson's Son
In Emory, Va., my booming hometown of nearly 280 people, I typically introduce myself as "Ron Culberson - Connie Culberson's son." More accurately, I am Connie and Dot Culberson's son. And I guess even more accurately, I am Connie and Dot Culberson's best looking, smartest, most athletic and surprisingly humble son. Of course that's just my opinion.
April 17, 2008
Recent Humor Me Archives
- My True Identity? I'm Connie Culberson's Son - April 17, 2008
- The Case Against Men Becoming Women-Feb. 15, 2008
- Nicknames: It is Better to Receive Than to Give—Jan. 18, 2008
- Be Thankful Even If You Don't Feel Like It—Dec. 21, 2007
- Where Did The Time Go?—Nov. 16, 2007
- The Freedom of Speech Impediments—Sept. 21, 2007
- Making the Most of an Order Disorder—Aug. 17, 2007
- Some Psychological Traumas Run Deep—July 13, 2007
- 'Scarred for (Mid) Life'—June 8, 2007
- The Week I Became a Doppio Addict—May 18, 2007
- A Brief Embellished History of Virginia, Part II—April 13, 2007
- A Brief Embellished History of Virginia, Part I—March 16, 2007
- 'Stupid Is Not Necessarily as Stupid Duhz'—March 2, 2007
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